Scene: A cracked pavement schoolyard, 3:14 p.m. sharp. A kid in a Va-t-en Tee skates by, a Jos. Louis in one hand and a warning slip in the other.

Product Details: Va-t'en T-shirt in slate

If the Vachon logo did a kickflip and swore at your guidance counselor, you'd get this. A love letter to snack cakes and skate rats alike, this tee is dipped in creamy Québécois and frosted with defiance. 100% cotton because artificial fabrics are for narcs.

Product Highlights & Technical Notes:

• 100% cotton

• Regular fit with a classic crewneck

• Graphic inspired by vintage Vachon branding

• Infused with unapologetic skate energy

• Printed with a soft-hand finish

• I do love the cakes